Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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