I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
The chlamydia really affected his face.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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