Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
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