Is it normal to miss your booty call?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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