dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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