I think I died a long time ago.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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