im gay
i know
yea but for you.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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