We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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