I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
The air was thick with penises
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
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