therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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