yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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