Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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