You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
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