There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Randomize
