In the future we'll all be gay
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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