stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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