But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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