He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Randomize
