therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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