You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
It's blow job season.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
