Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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