She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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