i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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