i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
God I need to hump something, right now.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Randomize
