we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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