Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Is it penis luge time yet?
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
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