It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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