the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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