You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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