the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
So. Much. Porn.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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