idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
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