I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
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