So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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