You really coming over, don't trick.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
Randomize
