Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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