I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
home. puking in laundry basket.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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