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I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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