Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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