I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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