You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
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