Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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