do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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