he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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