Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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