lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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