Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I want to have your abortion
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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