i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
It was like giving head to a cactus.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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