dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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