For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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