thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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