I accidentally burped into my bong.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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