Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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