bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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