lets start a swedish sibling band together
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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