My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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