You're earring is so big in my mouth
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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