I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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