I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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